a road trip?

The only road trips i ever took didn't leave Ontario or even 5 hours away from i live. Sad i know right. but anyway the one that i do remember was when i was playing baseball and we went to burgesville.(EWWWWWWWWWWWWW) our team likes to call it the June bug ville hence the ewwww. anyway it was on the way home that we had a horrific/funny incident happen and i guess it would be kinda gross to but back to the point. During our baseball game we were getting bombed by them and yes it seemed like when we were on that diamond we were like Hiroshima (probably spelt that wrong) on our drive back i was hungry and we bough fries at the diamond well mine were gone before we even got into the car cause i was starving. when we were in the car my friends mom who drove me to my game is terrified of June bugs :) and as her son was eating his fries we said something so he piped up and said something so i shone my phone light on him just in time to see a June bug on his french frie that he was about to eat and told him to pay

attention to his fries which he thought i was talking about his sister who was stealing them, well i wasn't and as he looked at h

is frie he told me to put my window down so i did and we through him out the window. well his mom was freaking

 and she went to go and grab a smoke only to feel one on her smokes and she flipped and i mean literly fl

iped out screaming at it and everybody in the car and pulled over and jumped out of the car. after about 10 minutes of laughing and getting this junebug out of the car she got back in and we went home.

yes that was one of the longer posts i've done and if u don't laugh i believe it was one of those have to be there moments :)

when something went wrong......

ok well this might be a little distrubing for some people and for that reason i will put a picture up of the one  event but not the other.

So this one year me and a couple of my buddies who all were on the same baseball team where going to our game which was in bright because it was against both platsville/bright (mixed team). well there diamond didn't have a back fence, so it was a bit easier to hit home-runs if you could put the ball out there and if u did and didn't even get a double or triple well...... you can finish that line. Well it's about top of the 4th inning when all of a sudden a dog out of freaking now where comes to the diamond picks up the ball that was hit to center-left field and ran off. So our batter had the choice to bat again or take first base. the next inning the dog came back without the ball of course and wouldn't leave, so we brought the dog into our bench and of course i got designated to keep the dog entertained. Well that's one of the clean ones and o man the jokes that we made with  that dog being around will never be the same. Next there was 2 of us that didn't feel well to begin with but didn't want to let our team down by not playing and getting the game cancelled and hoped to make it through the game. Well the one guy started to well ya puke and then the other one did and it doesn't work very well when the one is first base men, but it did work well with the second one that was a left feilder.

We kinda joked about dressing the dog up like this and seeing what he would do. put on of our jerseys on him with the hat.

ERA??????

I honestly have no idea what era i would go back and visit but if i could go back in time for a day i think it would be to go back to a day where my dad was with my mom so i could finally meet him and yell at him for the whole day. Just be like one of those people you see in movies where your walking your house or down a street and you see this person walkin a little bit behind you yelling/talking to you and then you get into your car and you look behind you in all ur mirrors and they are gone and then just when you think your safe i pop up in the back seat and creep the hell out of him and keep yelling him or talking with him more. This way he couldn't ever escape me for the day. Ya that would be me. Incase your sitting there reading this asking yourself why or making fun of me let me explain. 2 days before i was born my dad walked out, and it wasn't the first time it was his 10th!! Yes his 10th, this was about 19years ago (minus the 13 days) so whether or not he has more kids after me........it wouldn't surprise me......i think he has over 25+ kids........ but yah that is where i would go for a day just so i can tell him what a dick he is.

*sorry i couldn't find a picture of a person who just appears in the back seat of a car.........but just imagine your in the driver seat of a car and you check the back seat nobody is there then you put the key in the ignition and POOF somebody is there*